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- 6/3/02: While
waiting for the US Postal, uh, Service to haul Berts latest opus
to Hawayah via crippled pony & one-wheeled cart, we have accumulated
enough grist to generate our own issue. Further, we are facing a fortnight
of Punahou 45th Reunion activities that threaten to dull the senses;
so best lets get at it: Favorite Places. Now theres
a lead article in the AluMag that we can all relate to... Since no 61s
were selected to recite our favorite places (nor were any of us pictured
in the DAM photo journal of reunions in 01...), lets poll
the class for their own best venues in the Upper Valley.
Ourself? We had many favorite places. The entire Hanover scene provided
an inspiring haven for one from so far awayboth in miles and culture.
But to be specific: The basement of Theta Delt, where one was exposed
to the wonders of tapsmanship, camaraderie, wisdom, humor, and the fact
that G. Wendell Thompson, whose favorite song is Cantique Noel,
was a hurdler in high school. There was another place in Theta Delt,
somewhere up in the rafters, where Fatz, Mac & I retreated
to discuss the way of things, women, and whatnell we were gonna do when
we got out; we tried to lure Roz up there a couple times, but he was
forever booking for Chem exams... There was also the basement of Phi
Gam, where the 61 Dozen, an eclectic melange of intellectuals,
jocks, pre-meds, and whatevers, bonded for life; the Phi Gam goat room
with Porkchop & Sonja, secretly savoring some of the best
scotch old-fashioneds ever concocted; that little bar off the lobby
at the Inn with Beaver, Rat & Chop, sipping icy martinis
after GI on Monday nights. How about Hals, splurging on an ice-a-fudge
after a spartan lunch? Or Dirty Dick Packards diner in White River,
where Chop would haul late night bookers for drop two on english
at two a.m.? Sunday evenings were sometimes passed in the timeworn Marconi
Club, also in White River, where we always ordered meatball sandwiches,
even though there was a full menusprayed on the bar mirror in
canned snow... There was Corey Fords den, sitting
by the fireplace in leather chairs, Tober slobbering on our chinos,
Corey sucking on his pipe and offering wise counselwhile Murph,
Edwards, Glenn, Dayton & tc plotted the course of the renegade
DRFC. Guess we cant tell about the poolside pub in the sub-basement
of the Tomb, since Sphinx is secretright, Gnomie...?
Of course, the northeast is known for its great outdoor life. In
the AluMag, Harold Putnam 37 praised Occom Pond, and it
is truly a scene of delight. Where else could a lone Hawaiian learn
to skate in 15 minutes because Jay Baker 60 had the presence
of mind to give him a hockey stick and sent him chasing after a puck?
There was The Ledges, where intrepid down-the-liners practiced feats
of derring-do off the rocks, and Billy Glenn professed that this time
he really was in love... Storrs Pond was a favorite rec site, although
it seems to have grown a bit commercial of late. Pre-game warm-ups on
the Memorial Stadium turf before a home football crowd was a special
thrill; the old traditions had yet to fail in those days, and the aura
was of pageantry, heritage, and the ghosts of former heroes. As a side
note, that field had such a pronounced crown down the middle that, if
John Henry was headed for the corner of the end zone, Kinderdine
had to take something off his bullet passes to keep the ball from sailing
far overhead as the receiver sprinted downhill away from him... Any
rugby pitch in the fall or late spring, the touch lined with friends
and enthusiasts, was an exercise in euphoria and tradition. The Skiway
was a winter wonderland, and the inner pleasure of teaching a class
of beginners down Papoose could only be matched by patrolling the Carnival
downhill; Mad River Glen on a sparkling Sunday morning, hopping moguls
with Jon Stockholm 60; Woodstocks Suicide Six, running
slalom with Sunny Snite; Sugarloaf Mountain at spring break, skiing
in T-shirts with Power John Stowellall were exhilarating
experiences in our newfound sport of skiing.
These are just a few of the many storied retreats we came to love in
four brief years on the Plain. And, granted, those above are mostly
group scenes; in the alumni magazine, most people cited solitary pleasures.
We invite you to share your favorite places, and the reasons they were
special to you. Later well print responses from classmates that
may match, or even enlarge, your own good feelings. Frequent returnees
to the college may have discovered new favorite spotswe know the
Frost statue setting ranks in therethat are equally as valid.
Tell us, that we may repeat your sounding joy.
Speaking of the Hanover Plain, we would be remiss not to mention the
Valley Newss favorite son, Mike Gazzaniga. Not only did
they do a major neuroscience feature on our man about gray matterincluding
a color photo of the polished dome which houses his own, but they follow
it soon after with a four-color rotogravure featuring Mike & Charlottes
drop-dead gorgeous daughter, Francesca, and her high school prom held
at the Hop. Thus we keep abreast of a Bush appointee among a horde of
faculty & admin. not entirely enamored of the GOP... Also from the
Uppah Valley we learn that the despicable murderers of the Zantops have
been sentenced to life. That does appear ironic, or even tragic, considering
they deprived the Zantops of theirs. In these troubled times of apologists
and victimhood, surely someone will take leave of his senses to argue
that those two jerks were not at fault for their imbecilic plot, or
were possibly justified. Should that someone be among our 61 constituency,
we are serving notice that: 1. his views will not be published herein,
and 2. we will advise Bruce Forester to shrink his head for him...
Now, with so many legal professionals in our class, we dare not incite
a death penalty controversy, but it is a proven fact that no criminal,
once executed, ever commits another crime.
Seems theres trouble among the Ivies. While Dartmouth struggles
with the draconian decrees of the SLI, a shortage of housing, and the
[alleged] Animal House image, our sister institutions have problems
of their own. Harvard, especially, has been making news which may not
reflect glory upon the exalted ol school. Grade inflation has
run rampant in Cambridge, and even current students are uneasy with
the fact that half the grades awarded in recent years were As
or A-s. One excuse offered by a history professor is that his
colleagues feared discouraging students who had been accustomed to getting
As all their lives [Dear me! And we presume it follows that
to disparage an unworthy exam or paper with a B would constitute discrimination...?
ed.] The Crimsons troubles are compounded by recent defections
from the Afro-American Studies department for the southern climes of
Princeton. At issue is the reluctance of Pres. Summers to make
an unequivocal public statement in support of affirmative action and
diversity, and the Cantabs have already lost University Professor/rapper-wannabe
Cornel West, with Dr. Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and others also being wooed
by the Tiger. [It would help this scribe tremendously if someone
could please explain what is being taught in Afro-American Studies.
Likewise in Womens Studies departments? ed.] Even venerable
Hasty Pudding lodged a blot on Harvards hallowed escutcheon, when
two seniors embezzled $100,000 from the undergrad theater organization
to finance lavish lifestyles and support the drug habit
of one of the offenders. Alas.
Yale, on the other hand, has had to deal with revelations of plagiarism
on the part of historian Stephen E. Ambrose, at about the same time
that Pres. Levin took on the daunting project of eliminating the popular
early-decision admissions. And if that werent enough, we must
note that a certain graduate of the Yale Law School has been disbarred
in his home state of Arkansas.
Princetons main problem seems to be finding room to store the
athletic championship trophies which they have been acquiring at an
astonishing pace. Perhaps we should be glad that PU is representing
with honor the Ivy League as a whole, but are chagrined to learn that
some of those fine scholar/athlete Tigers were turned down for admission
to Dartmouth...
Were sure some members of PETA will blanch at our reference to
the Princeton mascot above. However, the on-going controversy regarding
our former proud Indian symbol has been played out in the national news
of late. Whereas an intramural basketball team at U. of Northern Colorado
call themselves the Fightin Whites, to protest the
Indian mascot of the local high school, a survey in Sports Illustrated
revealed that 75% of all Indians in the US do not feel that use of Indian
team names contributes to discrimination against Indians. [We use
the designation Indian advisedly; not one of our Indian
acquaintances has ever used the PC euphemism Native American.
American Indians, for the most part, refer to themselves in English
as Indianed.] Perhaps we should mention the anonymous classmate
who proclaimed he would abandon the Indian once the College removes
the Indian students depicted on the Dartmouth seal. By so stating, we
hasten to caution, he did not intend to plant any dastardly ideas in
the crania of the Dartmouth deconstructionists...
Enough of this socio-political diatribe. News from classmates themselves:
Henry Eberhardt exchanged observations with this scribe regarding
the, uh, widespread denouement of our faculties as we all continue to
experience passages [read: get freakin old...]. Thats
why it is so important for us all to stay in touch...its like
a huge support group of guys going through exactly the same thing.
Our take on that is slightly different: it is possible that Alzheimers
is grossly overestimated. Its not that we cant remember
stuff anymore, but that there is so much more to remember nowadays.
Case in point: go out and get into your car. Well, OK, now go back in
the house and get the keys... Put the keys in the ignition, push that
lock button on the steering column with your other hand (how do one-armed
guys start their car...?), and fire it up. Now attach your seat belt,
adjust it from the last time your wife drove, adjust the mirror, now
adjust both outside mirrors, now adjust the seat, and now the seat back.
Tune the radio back to PBS. Fish your prescription shades out of the
glove compartment. Now step on the brake so you can get into gear, and,
finally, put it in gear. Now you are ready to go! By this time, if you
can remember wherenell you were going in the first place, you are Gunga
Din... What happened in 1957? You got in, pushed the starter button,
and roared off for the drive-inn. Oh, yeahthe key was right there
in the ignition, where it belonged... In 57, btw, Hank was cruisin
in a white 52 Ford convertible with dual glass-packs, and probably
did a lot more, uh, business with the gals at the drive-inn than this
Hawaiian, who had to take the bus...
Robert Francis Henry Moore sent a note of thanks for a photo
of the 61 hockey contingent at the 40th. He observes, Jake
[Haertl] looks good for a guy who has been into extreme skiing.
Of course, he has been doing a lot of extreme stuff for decades... I
had fun playing golf with Hoags & Charlie [Chapman] in FL
this winter. We had them up to our place in Vero with Jean and Kris.
The hoopster [Bob Hoagland] is tough on the links. We also had
fun with Don & Jean Shropshire who live in the same community
we do in Vero, along with [60s] Allen Stowe & Seth Strickland.
To which we must add that Hoags looks simply fantastic, and is an inspiration
to us all, having responded so well to stem cell treatment a while back.
Likewise, we cant help but notice that, should we need to borrow
a belt, Rocket & Charlie would have to fasten theirs end to end
to encircle our own present girth... Houser forewarned us that
he & Bobbie Sue were heading off in April to visit Stuie
& Diana Sheldon in FL. So, while we were able to gird up our
livers at this remote outpost, the Sheldons took a direct hit.
Stuie: Had our usual riotously fun time with the Texas Kids. Jack
sets a fast pace from early morning til late at nightI dont
even try to keep up with him [not sure if this sums it up, but Rat
proclaims: The less you bet the more you lose when you win...].
Couple weeks ago had a most enjoyable lunch here on Useppa Island with
Dave & Nancy Cook and Ron & Joan Wybranowski.
Last week had lunch with Roger & Sandy McArt and Bill &
Mardi Glenn. Nobody mentioned any work being done, so we presume
the good guys are enjoying their respective leisure hours.
In the dreaded obits, Dan Palant 58 has asked that we post
the passage of John Whiteley 58. A member of the Dartmouth
Band, John made music with the classes of 55 though 61,
and continued to be an ardent supporter of the Band and music program
after graduation. As a tribute, the Dartmouth College Matching Band
has established The John Whiteley Band Spirit Award, which
will be given to the graduating senior who emulates Johns dedication,
devotion, and support to the DCMB. The award will be a plaque and cash
gift, with the honorees name engraved on a permanent plaque in
the Music department in Hopkins. Former band members and others are
asked to send donations to: Dan Palant, 16 Slocum Rd., Lexington MA
02421. Checks should be made to The John Whiteley Band Spirit
Award. Also noted sadly is the passing of legendary Dale Armstrong
46, football All-American, Phi Gam President, Bronze Star
winner, and US Steel Vice President who recruited Rocket, Marriott,
Skip Johnson and ourself to Big Steel back in 61. On a lighter
note, some ancient archives provided a 1956 clipping from the Honolulu
Advertiser which lamented that all the good local football talent
was deserting the U of Hawaii for the siren call of mainland colleges.
Lest ye forget, Ivy Football was still big-time in those ancient times,
and the sportswriter bemoans, Two of Dartmouths best linemen
are island boys. No names given, but well tip our coconut
hat in retrospect to Paul Wysard 58 and Mel Kau 60,
who labored in the trenches for the Bullet. Guess we should also quote
a more recent clip which says that when the AP started college football
polls in 1936, there were 7 teams in the final Top 20including
Dartmouth #13 that would be impossible to rank this year.
None of those teams play major-college football anymore.[dot,
dot, dot...] In the world of letters, Steve Reid 62
has an astonishing novel out, Murder Insured, which depicts some of
the seamy side of the life insurance racket [Right. Even seamier
than life insurance salesmen...] [Sorry, Hickey, couldnt
resist... ed.]. Finally, those inclined toward poetry are reminded
that a subscription to Sylvester Pollets fine chapbook series
Backwoods Broadsides may be obtained with a $10 check to
same, mailed to Pollet at 963 Winkumpaugh Rd., Ellsworth, ME 04605-9529.
Dass all. Green cards to Bert.
TC
Tom Conger
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